The Bitties 💖 Celebration Mode

👑 The Squad

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Julia Skopek-Chelaru

Future Psychotherapist · Shopify Queen

Applied to psychotherapy school and got IN. Married to Tom (who survives drag dance parties). The glue of the group. Baby steps turning into giant leaps.

1,168 messages

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Laura Chelaru

Ravioli Empress · Chief Organizer

Most messages in the chat. Homemade ravioli queen, gardening goddess, mom of Maya & Ada. "Bitties in the wild" energy personified. Sends links no one opens.

1,248 messages 👑

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Vanessa Diaconu

Cyber Security Boss · Dance Floor Addict

Bought a house and becoming cyber queen. Mom to Daniel and Lucas. ALWAYS wants to go dancing ("you guys always sabotage this plan 😒"). Defeated the fruit flies.

969 messages

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Monicutz Tigleanu

London Boss Lady · Thought Leader

Gets paid for thought leadership. Survived Instagram-free 2024. Dating Robbie. "I need to show some titties for 20k followers." World traveler extraordinaire.

1,038 messages

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Julia Plakhotnik

Tech Queen · Music Curator · Cat Mom

LJ/Julz. The one who actually finds the party tickets. Bike enthusiast. "Connections is the only way to find work these days."

493 messages

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Jane Skapinker

Event Queen · NEWLY ENGAGED

Got engaged to Tal in Italy!! "He made a dumb joke and then said also will you marry me." Work to bring food to everyone. Hamiltonian who really has downtown Toronto energy. Tal got into residency! 😭

698 messages

📊 Chat Stats

5,614

Total Messages

Months of Chat

Queens

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Love

Message Leaderboard

1,248

Laura 👑

1,168

Julia S

1,038

Monica

969

Vanessa

698

Jane

493

Julia P

Busiest Month: October 2025 (495 msgs 🔥)

✨ Iconic Moments

April 13, 2024

🎓 Julia Applied to Psychotherapy School!

"I submitted my school application!!! 🥳🤍" — The whole chat erupted. Baby steps turning into life-changing leaps.

April 14, 2024

🔐 Vanessa Got the BDO Cyber Gig!

"It felt so bad getting rejected from so many places... But thank god thats over." San Diego, here she comes! Boss with ex-NSA stories. Lead with kindness 💪

October 1, 2024

💍 Jane & Tal Got Engaged in Italy!

"He made a dumb joke and then said also will you marry me lol and then we went on the balcony and did the knee thing and we cried. The end. 😃😆" — THE most Jane proposal ever.

August 17, 2024

💃 The El Convento Rico Night

Vanessa FINALLY got the group dancing. "Im so happy were going dancing." Julia booked El Convento Rico. Tom's nightmare became everyone's best night.

April 26, 2024

🍝 Laura's Ravioli Era

"This week: gardening and home made raviolis." "We should get together and make ravioli." Laura entered her Italian nonna arc and never looked back.

May 2, 2024

🧽 The Great Loofa Debate

"Someone settle this debate for me plz. Are plastic regular old loofahs gross?" — Jane started a war. The verdict? "I thought u were a pretty clean loofah" — Vanessa, diplomatically.

July-August 2024

🪰 The Fruit Fly Wars

From "How does one get rid of fruit flies?" to "I have found the ultimate solution" — Vanessa's month-long battle became group lore.

March 4, 2025

🏥 Tal Got Into Residency!

"PSA : TAL GOT IN TO RESIDENCY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭" — Jane's caps and crying emojis said it all.

💬 Hall of Fame Quotes

"I want to go dancing but you guys always sabotage this plan 😒"

— Vanessa (her weekly petition)

"I get paid for thought leadership"

— Monica, casually

"Loool looks like both of y'all are about to take a dump in some space toilet"

— Julia P, roasting with love

"One last summer with the ladies in the TDotO"

— Vanessa, before San Diego 🥹

"He made a dumb joke and then said also will you marry me lol and then we went on the balcony and did the knee thing and we cried. The end. 😃😆"

— Jane, most Jane proposal story ever

"This week: gardening and home made raviolis"

— Laura, living her best nonna life

"Connections is the only way to find work these days"

— Julia P, spitting facts

"I need to show some titties for 20k followers"

— Monica's influencer strategy 😂

"Guyysss its rosé season!"

— Vanessa, announcing the most sacred season

"Bitties in the wild"

— Laura, forever and always

🎵 The Bitties Anthem

🎧 EDM (Tiësto) × Reggaeton · 128 BPM

[Intro]

B-B-B-Bitties in the wild (Let's go!)

[Verse 1]

Six queens from the six, Romanian-Ukrainian roots run deep From Toronto nights to Bermuda island streets Laura making ravioli, nonna energy on fleek Vanessa said "let's dance!" for the hundredth time this week Julia got the school app, psychotherapy dreams Mo went London, Bermuda, Toronto — now she's mama to Atticus Jane said "he proposed, did the knee thing, and we cried" LJ found the party, got the bikes outside

[Chorus]

Bitties in the wild! (Hey! Hey!) Celebration mode, turn it up a mile El Convento Rico, dancing all night long Six queens, one chat — this is our song! Bitties in the wild! (Woo! Woo!) Romanian-Ukrainian fire, Toronto style From the loofa debates to the wedding ring We celebrate everything — let the bitties sing!

[Verse 2]

V crushed it at BDO, cyber queen in Cali Pizza Fridays, BBQ days, wine upon the patio Maya, Ada, Daniel, Lucas, Atticus — booger eaters, bravo Every win is ours, that's our frequency

[Bridge - Reggaeton Drop]

Dale, bitties, dale From Bucharest to the 6ix, we never fail Raise your glass high Rosé to the sky, it's a bitties kinda night

[Final Chorus]

BITTIES IN THE WILD! (Hey! Hey!) Through the career wins and the mama life Through the deep talks and the Friday nights Five thousand messages, every single one Proof that these six queens? We've already won! 🎉

[Outro]

Bitties in the wild... (Celebration mode... activated...)

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