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The Bitties

3,115 messages of love, chaos, and babies

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The Bitties

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3,115 messages · 1 year of chaos · 6 queens · 1 unbreakable bond

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👑 The Squad

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Julia S.

Psychotherapy Student · IVF Warrior · Reno Queen
Massive house reno, egg retrieval champion (13 eggs!), psychotherapy school slayer, and retreat-going zen master. Married to Tom. The glue of the group — hosts everything from cottage weekends to year-end reviews.
685 messages 👑
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Laura

BMO Boss · Exam Crusher · Pizza Friday Host
Quit her gig, signed with BMO, passed ALL her US registration exams, and still hosts pizza Fridays. Mom of Maya & Ada. Survived a period incident on a trading floor like a champ. Sends concert links no one buys.
591 messages
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Vanessa

Cyber Security Queen · Boy Mom x2
Bought a house and becoming cyber queen. Mom to Daniel and Lucas (Halloween baby! 10 lbs 5 oz!!). Fish school grad, yard transformer, microdose distributor to the commune. "They better invent AI cum mops in the next ten years."
491 messages
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Monica

Bermuda→Toronto · Mama to Atticus
London→Bermuda→Toronto. Mama to Atticus (born Nov 10!). Survived a hurricane, planned a move across continents while pregnant, and still found time to debate cocktails and Christmas trees. "IVF is the hack of the century."
581 messages
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Julia P.

Adventure Queen · Berlin Raver · Jasper Hiker
LJ/Julz. Berg Lake trail conqueror, Berlin adventurer, Boston explorer. Bikes everywhere in any weather. Red light face mask enthusiast. "This is what 35 looks like." Living her best solo adventure life.
237 messages
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Jane

MARRIED! · Hamilton Life · Auntie Jane
Work to bring food to everyone. Hamiltonian who really has downtown Toronto energy. Tal got into residency, they moved to Hamilton, found a venue, got a dress, planned a wedding in months, and GOT MARRIED at The Farm! New auntie to baby Abigail. Wedding song: Joy of My Life 🤍
530 messages

📊 Chat Stats

3,115
Total Messages
12
Months of Chat
6
Queens
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Love

Message Leaderboard

685
Julia S 👑
591
Laura
581
Monica
530
Jane
491
Vanessa
237
Julia P

Busiest Month: October (495 msgs 🔥)

✨ Iconic Moments

January 27, 2025

💼 Laura Signed with BMO!

"I just quit my gig and signed w BMO. Fuuuuccckkkk." — Laura leapt into the unknown, passed all her US registration exams, and came out on top. "Drinks on Laura when she gets her sign on bonus!!!"

March 4, 2025

🏥 Tal Got Into Residency!

"PSA : TAL GOT IN TO RESIDENCY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭" — Jane's caps and crying emojis said it all. Hamilton, here they come!

April 8, 2025

👶 Vanessa's Baby #2 Announcement!

"Hiiii aunties 👋" — The ultrasound dropped. "Growing the commune 💪🏼" "Yea hes all donger and no legs" — classic V energy.

September 19-21, 2025

🏕️ The Cottage Weekend

Bitties descended on the cottage for a pre-wedding celebration. Stars, pizza making, popcorn debates (raw dog vs machine), and "Best bitties 🤍" — the group photo session that cemented 2025.

October 2, 2025

🥚 Julia's Egg Retrieval — 13 Eggs!

"Got 13 eggiesssss!" After months of fertility clinic visits, Julia crushed the IVF egg retrieval. "Fentanyl was great lol." The whole chat sent good vibes and the math mathed.

October 26, 2025

💒 Jane & Tal Got Married!

The Farm, the dress, the Zoom livestream for the preggo bitties, Joy of My Life by Chris Stapleton. "Big titty bitches are gonna serve you vodka crans all day." The whole squad showed up (physically or virtually).

October 31, 2025

🎃 Lucas Arrives on Halloween!

"Hes coming y'all !!! 🥳🥳🥳 Impeccable timing." Vanessa's Halloween baby — 10 lbs 5 oz of pure boy energy. "Hi everyone. Im Lucas. I like boobs and I sleep like a champ."

November 10, 2025

👶 Baby Atticus is Born!

Monica and Robbie welcome Atticus via c-section in Toronto. 10 days after Lucas — the commune grows! "He's being a wonderful little bean ❤️" The aunties book arrived just in time.

💬 Hall of Fame Quotes

"They better invent AI cum mops and stain removers in the next ten years is all im saying"
— Vanessa, upon learning it's a second boy
"IVF is the hack of the century. I kinda want to pick my babies eye colour. Feels like the sims."
— Monica, keeping it real 😂
"Men are useful for making money, protection, and fucking."
— Vanessa, summarizing the mental load debate
"Nice store nice store nice cafe guy injecting himself nice store"
— Laura, reviewing downtown Hamilton
"Big titty bitches are gonna serve you vodka crabs allll day"
— Jane, on her wedding bar service (she meant crans)
"Our vaginas were throbbing. So we couldn't do anything else."
— Monica, on visiting the fire station with Julia
"We should be getting paid 120 cents on the dollar for this shit"
— Laura, after the period-on-the-trading-floor incident
"I want to be thrown out of a bar in Hamilton. Who's in?"
— Monica, planning the first Hamilton visit
"Cosmopolitan all the way" / "Ew what are u 14"
— Monica vs Vanessa, the signature cocktail debate
"Fentanyl was great lol"
— Julia S, post egg retrieval 🥚

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🎵 The Bitties Anthem

🎧 EDM (Tiësto) × Reggaeton · 128 BPM

[Intro]

B-B-B-Bitties in the wild (Let's go!)

[Verse 1]

Six queens from the six, Romanian-Ukrainian roots run deep From Toronto nights to Bermuda island streets Laura making ravioli, nonna energy on fleek Vanessa said "let's dance!" for the hundredth time this week Julia got the school app, psychotherapy dreams Mo went London, Bermuda, Toronto — now she's mama to Atticus Jane said "he proposed, did the knee thing, and we cried" LJ found the party, got the bikes outside

[Chorus]

Bitties in the wild! (Hey! Hey!) Celebration mode, turn it up a mile El Convento Rico, dancing all night long Six queens, one chat — this is our song! Bitties in the wild! (Woo! Woo!) Romanian-Ukrainian fire, Toronto style From the loofa debates to the wedding ring We celebrate everything — let the bitties sing!

[Verse 2]

V crushed it at BDO, cyber queen in Cali Pizza Fridays, BBQ days, wine upon the patio Maya, Ada, Daniel, Lucas, Atticus — booger eaters, bravo Every win is ours, that's our frequency

[Bridge - Reggaeton Drop]

Dale, bitties, dale From Bucharest to the 6ix, we never fail Raise your glass high Rosé to the sky, it's a bitties kinda night

[Final Chorus]

BITTIES IN THE WILD! (Hey! Hey!) Through the career wins and the mama life Through the deep talks and the Friday nights Five thousand messages, every single one Proof that these six queens? We've already won! 🎉

[Outro]

Bitties in the wild... (Celebration mode... activated...)